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Rich = Rock God [08 Mar 2004|06:34pm]
I'd like to introduce you to my musical project, or as you kids like to call it - my "band". We're called "Professor Marmite's Sense of Moral Outrage".
They say everyone who bought Velevet Underground's first album formed a band. I say everyone who bought that album writes pretentious facts about bands, but here I am after buying the album, doing both.

Here is a list of members of the best group since the Holy Trinity, with a list of each instruments each of us plays.


Me - Guitar, Vocals, Drum Programming, Keyboards, Viola, Synths, Custom Percussion, Backwards guitar, thumb piano, ocarina, voice synthesiser, sound manipulation.

Rob - Drums

You'll be hearing from us soon, probably through some kind of speaker.
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Sooo... [24 Dec 2003|06:26pm]
I dyed my hair pink and blue. You heard.
Anyway I haven't been doing much lately. However, in my head I've been very busy, climbing frozen waterfalls etc...

Well here it is.

http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/hair%20small.jpg

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I'm cool...you're a fool [13 Oct 2003|07:37pm]
I'm all excited cos I'm performing a play I wrote on Thursday night. It's pretty random. But you expected that didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

Anyway in other news, I found a starfish had affixed itself to my lower thigh. I left it there, it wasn't doing any harm.
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yup...yup...mmm hmm [07 Oct 2003|08:11pm]
soooo...What's been happening?...Well what hasn't been happening? It's been a hectic month with lots of stuff going on. Well, where to start...urm I found a used plaster on the ground, and there was a flock of seagulls...that's about it...Oh yeah i also took a course in ripping of jokes from films.
Anyway... I'm going to France on a rugby tour in a couple of weeks - yeah alcohol, partying, male bonding and beating down French kids. The recipe for a perfect holiday.
Til next time...BYE

mmmm male bonding...hehehehe
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Woooo [14 Sep 2003|08:34pm]
Just typing everything that comes into my head randomly u should try it carrots peas and other mixed vegetables cardboard box jazz guitar shoes mud school
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Sooooo [06 Sep 2003|01:12pm]
I'm bored - pay attention to me.
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Oooops [02 Sep 2003|02:45pm]
I wasn't that retarded in my last post. I'd better make up for it here.

Lah di dah....

Mummy says me special
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I was thinking...unfortunately [02 Sep 2003|02:32pm]
There aren't many really angry songs (be it musically or lyrically) that aren't hardcore metal or rap.

Anyhow, I'm going to list ones that i can think of whenever one comes to mind. So far I have

Piggies - The Beatles ("In their eye's there's something lacking, what they need's a damn good whacking"- What lyrics)

Noise Noise - Gary Numan (Just download it - he must have been pissed off when he wrote the music and lyrics)

I will - Radiohead ("I won't let this happen to my children, Meet the real world coming out of your shell...I will rise up" AAARGGH)

Darling Nikki - Prince (The lyrics are kinda sexy but those synths after he says "grind" are evil)

Anyone got more?
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Sooooo [02 Sep 2003|02:29pm]
Anyhow, i finally got round to uploading a pic of myself. What a disappointment eh?
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Eeeeww [25 Jul 2003|12:17pm]
*Finds used sticking plaster on floor* Hey Peggy-Sue! We're eatin' tonight!!!
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In an interstellar burst - I'm back to save the universe!!! [25 Jul 2003|10:46am]
Of course, in resuming my place as king of all retards on LJ, I do not plan to be any more sensible than I already am. Let's all get some fried chicken, get naked and do some workshop theatre!

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
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Hello [25 Jul 2003|10:45am]
Me again. Yeah that's right. What are you gonna do about it? Oh... Well that is a pretty good answer...I'll go then.
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hello [28 Feb 2003|09:11pm]
I'm back, to tell a whole bunch of lies about what has been happening to me. Oh the joys of internet journals.

I think I might investigate getting a pet seahorse.
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i'm intrigued [29 Nov 2002|09:50pm]
The following people will have the crap beaten out of them by me the next time they step out of line.

Matthew Cronin

This is all.
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ahhhh [28 Nov 2002|06:56pm]
*floats on a cloud of heavenly love vapour and then accidentally slips off*
WOAH
*climbs back up*
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my darling is a singing bird... [25 Nov 2002|08:21pm]
I think I'm in love...lalala
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my darling is a dancer.... [22 Nov 2002|09:12pm]
have you ever wanted to change your life? I have some bad news. So has everyone else.
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somebody spoke and I went into a dream... [15 Nov 2002|05:45pm]
like a fly on the wall of the temptation island of life, i observed some retards today.
Shot through a cannon of ignorance, they collided with my view point, so i explained myself in the only language they understand. In other words I sparked them, I blapsed them oldschool, chatting breeze and then blazing some hardcore spliffage.
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When I grow up... [15 Nov 2002|05:31pm]
When I grow up, I want to watch everyone around me change beyond return. I want to cry, to laugh, to know that I am better than I ever was. I want to smile as the world trudges past and know that I will die tomorrow.

Time is fleeting. Make love, for tomorrow, I may kill you while you sleep.
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ponderings of a diseased flower [14 Nov 2002|08:13pm]
Whoever said every human being is unique was wrong. "But everybody is unique and an individual" said the retard as he signed up for the army, went to school and talked about how cool smoking drugs is. Being unique doesn't mean being a hardman and rejecting education. It just means using information to make your own decisions about life.

When nails pierce my eyelids as i wake, I think "this must be tuesday".
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