Rich

Rich = Rock God

2004-03-08T18:46:18Z

I'd like to introduce you to my musical project, or as you kids like to call it - my "band". We're called "Professor Marmite's Sense of Moral Outrage".
They say everyone who bought Velevet Underground's first album formed a band. I say everyone who bought that album writes pretentious facts about bands, but here I am after buying the album, doing both.

Here is a list of members of the best group since the Holy Trinity, with a list of each instruments each of us plays.

Me - Guitar, Vocals, Drum Programming, Keyboards, Viola, Synths, Custom Percussion, Backwards guitar, thumb piano, ocarina, voice synthesiser, sound manipulation.

Rob - Drums

You'll be hearing from us soon, probably through some kind of speaker.

Sooo...

2003-12-24T18:31:10Z

I dyed my hair pink and blue. You heard.
Anyway I haven't been doing much lately. However, in my head I've been very busy, climbing frozen waterfalls etc...

Well here it is.

http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/hair%20small.jpg

I'm cool...you're a fool

2003-10-13T18:45:53Z

I'm all excited cos I'm performing a play I wrote on Thursday night. It's pretty random. But you expected that didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

Anyway in other news, I found a starfish had affixed itself to my lower thigh. I left it there, it wasn't doing any harm.

yup...yup...mmm hmm

2003-10-07T19:19:42Z

soooo...What's been happening?...Well what hasn't been happening? It's been a hectic month with lots of stuff going on. Well, where to start...urm I found a used plaster on the ground, and there was a flock of seagulls...that's about it...Oh yeah i also took a course in ripping of jokes from films.
Anyway... I'm going to France on a rugby tour in a couple of weeks - yeah alcohol, partying, male bonding and beating down French kids. The recipe for a perfect holiday.
Til next time...BYE

mmmm male bonding...hehehehe

Woooo

2003-09-14T19:35:32Z

Just typing everything that comes into my head randomly u should try it carrots peas and other mixed vegetables cardboard box jazz guitar shoes mud school

Sooooo

2003-09-06T12:13:45Z

I'm bored - pay attention to me.

Oooops

2003-09-02T13:47:38Z

I wasn't that retarded in my last post. I'd better make up for it here.

Lah di dah....

Mummy says me special

I was thinking...unfortunately

2003-09-02T13:42:35Z

There aren't many really angry songs (be it musically or lyrically) that aren't hardcore metal or rap.

Anyhow, I'm going to list ones that i can think of whenever one comes to mind. So far I have

Piggies - The Beatles ("In their eye's there's something lacking, what they need's a damn good whacking"- What lyrics)

Noise Noise - Gary Numan (Just download it - he must have been pissed off when he wrote the music and lyrics)

I will - Radiohead ("I won't let this happen to my children, Meet the real world coming out of your shell...I will rise up" AAARGGH)

Darling Nikki - Prince (The lyrics are kinda sexy but those synths after he says "grind" are evil)

Anyone got more?

Sooooo

2003-09-02T13:32:34Z

Anyhow, i finally got round to uploading a pic of myself. What a disappointment eh?

Eeeeww

2003-07-25T11:19:21Z

*Finds used sticking plaster on floor* Hey Peggy-Sue! We're eatin' tonight!!!

In an interstellar burst - I'm back to save the universe!!!

2003-07-25T09:50:20Z

Of course, in resuming my place as king of all retards on LJ, I do not plan to be any more sensible than I already am. Let's all get some fried chicken, get naked and do some workshop theatre!

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION

Hello

2003-07-25T09:46:41Z

Me again. Yeah that's right. What are you gonna do about it? Oh... Well that is a pretty good answer...I'll go then.

hello

2003-02-28T21:13:37Z

I'm back, to tell a whole bunch of lies about what has been happening to me. Oh the joys of internet journals.

I think I might investigate getting a pet seahorse.

i'm intrigued

2002-11-29T21:57:26Z

The following people will have the crap beaten out of them by me the next time they step out of line.

Matthew Cronin

This is all.

ahhhh

2002-11-28T18:56:05Z

*floats on a cloud of heavenly love vapour and then accidentally slips off*
WOAH
*climbs back up*

my darling is a singing bird...

2002-11-25T20:25:23Z

I think I'm in love...lalala

my darling is a dancer....

2002-11-22T21:16:02Z

have you ever wanted to change your life? I have some bad news. So has everyone else.

somebody spoke and I went into a dream...

2002-11-15T17:49:27Z

like a fly on the wall of the temptation island of life, i observed some retards today.
Shot through a cannon of ignorance, they collided with my view point, so i explained myself in the only language they understand. In other words I sparked them, I blapsed them oldschool, chatting breeze and then blazing some hardcore spliffage.

When I grow up...

2002-11-15T17:36:27Z

When I grow up, I want to watch everyone around me change beyond return. I want to cry, to laugh, to know that I am better than I ever was. I want to smile as the world trudges past and know that I will die tomorrow.

Time is fleeting. Make love, for tomorrow, I may kill you while you sleep.

ponderings of a diseased flower

2002-11-14T20:17:56Z

Whoever said every human being is unique was wrong. "But everybody is unique and an individual" said the retard as he signed up for the army, went to school and talked about how cool smoking drugs is. Being unique doesn't mean being a hardman and rejecting education. It just means using information to make your own decisions about life.

When nails pierce my eyelids as i wake, I think "this must be tuesday".

hmmm...

2002-11-14T20:13:11Z

"and with a self satisfied smirk, he left his friends and walked down the barrel of a loaded pistol."

It is interesting how no-one likes to admit how much toilet paper they use, but when it comes to sex, they tell you enough to fill the karma sutra ten times over.

Oh by the way. I order you to buy two cd's METALLICA the black album and NIN the downward spiral

I AM THE EGG MAN, THEY ARE THE EGG MEN, I AM THE WALRUS!

2002-11-06T18:50:48Z

Things that will make me shoot you in the face if you do them.

1. Saying literally when it is blatantly a lie. e.g. After I heard the news, i was literally falling apart. BLARGH

2. Claiming to be bisexual. Even if you are.

3. Saying it is disgusting to see someone naked. You really have a problem if you are repulsed by the most inescapable fact in the world (that people have skin under their clothes).

4. Talk about smoking without implying that anyone who does it out of choice or for recreation deserves to be shot in the face.

5. Ever treating me in the same way that I treat you.

hmmmm PRETENTIOUS ALERT

2002-11-05T16:41:05Z

Well i was browsing and I saw some people write poems in their journals, so I thought, what the heck, I'll have a go. Then mmy friend said "NO YOU WON'T, YOU FAGGOT" and hit me. I'd like to thank her from saving me from being a pretentious idiot.

Well......

2002-11-04T21:01:21Z

The original plan was to talk about my day in this post... but that went out of the window so here are some complete lies.

The day started when I rode a winged unicorn to school. Her name was Lutetia and she stopped by my window because she could smell my pure heart and joyous soul. I said that I was very sad because the bus I take to school stinks of rotting corpses so she laid her head on my lap and wept because she hates to see people when they are sad. She cheered up when i said she could help by taking me to school. When she was gone a rhino chased me all the way home so I ended up getting the bus anyway.

so this is what i was thinking

2002-11-04T20:38:29Z

If almost everyone in the world had a carrot stapled to their head, would "non carroties" be persecuted for being different until their lack of carrots forced them to create prosthetic carrots from wood? It's a chilling thought, but strangely compelling.